So I can create my own Wikipedia entry? Hmm... Just kidding (at least for now).

I like the way you threaded this together. I think a big issue is context. I agree with Kami  -- if you're standing next to me, give me an elevator speech; don't send me away to ferret out all the information about you. But while one person can say "Google Me" and I might laugh and realize it's a joke, the next might say it in a way that doesn't convey that -- and annoys me. Again, context.