As has happened every November for the six years I've lived in my current home, I received this on my doorstep:

<a href="http://deborahbrody.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/20171113_100754.jpg"><img class="aligncenter wp-image-3598 size-medium" src="http://deborahbrody.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/20171113_100754-e1510671700977-225x300.jpg" alt="20171113_100754" width="225" height="300" /></a>It is given by a local real estate agent who also sends a calendar and places quarterly sales updates on my doorknob. He includes a card with his contact information along with the jar of apple butter.

Here's the problem: I don't really eat apple butter. I have three unused jars from the past few years, and I don't really know what to do with them.